Surely You're Joking (#10): Literal Dr. Seuss

With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

Inspired by this post at Buzzfeed.

Surely You're Joking (#9)

Anybody know what this is?

Answer after the jump...

Surely You're Joking (#7): One-Liner

Rheologists know that shear forces are not normal.

Surely You're Joking (#6): 1st Class

(Another in a series of t-shirt ideas.  Explained here.)

Surely You're Joking (#5)

The latest in the series of T-shirt ideas.

Surely You're Joking (#4)

Another in the continuing series of t-shirt ideas...

Non-newtonian fluid mechanics is the only rheol science.

Surely You're Joking (#3)

More ideas for rheology t-shirts

• Optimist -- Glass is half-full
  Pessimist -- Glass is half-empty
  Rheologist -- Another sample to test
• Optimist -- Glass is half-full
  Pessimist -- Glass is half-empty
  Rheologist -- Wonders if the glass is big enough for the infinite sea assumption
• Rheologists know the difference between stress and strain

Surely You're Joking (#2)

This is not funny, so much as an idea for a shirt like those which display the chemical structure of items like caffeine.

Chemical structure courtesy of Wikipedia; it was drawn by Wikipedia user Cacycle.

Surely You're Joking

The Rheo Thing blog has a post discussing rheology t-shirts. To be blunt, the slogans are lame. They're interchangeable with shirts for geologists, microbiologists, or investment bankers. If you look at the chemist ("If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate") or physicist (F=ma it's not just a good idea, it's the 2nd law") shirts, those are funny.  In that spirit, here are a few real rheology t-shirt ideas.

• You can't be too rich, too young, or too shear-thinning
• Rheologists: going with the flow since 500 B.C.
• Rebel Rheologist: Nothing Flows
• Or try this picture below...

Thank you very much, and I'll be here all week.  Don't forget to tip your waitress!
(Surely some of you have ideas...put them in the comments.)